So I begin fulfledged fatherhood with a sense of failure. First off I forgot the lip balm. Not a minor offense, it still stings though. But the main reason is the doctor is wanting to induce today and I didn't fight it. We wanted a natural child birth experience, not some medicated farce of human biological function. I feel bad that I let ( Read more... )

I am tired and mildly depressed, therefore i am feeling antisocial. You have been warned.

Have a nice day.

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Last night I had the same most recent reoccuring dream, although this time it was the church I grew up in (slightly upgraded).

To put you in the right mindset I have had several reocurring dreams but they all run their course and I don't have them anymore. But this dream plagues me and really bothers me. Just the fact that I am dreaming it bothers ( Read more... )

"(all) up in this piece"

"jive turkey"

"don't make me go upside your head"

"bromantically involved"

That's all I could think of right now. What are some of yours?

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"(all) up in this piece"

"jive turkey"

"don't make me go upside your head"

"bromantically involved"

That's all I could think of right now. What are some of yours?

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Whosoever driveth an H2 is a douche, but he who driveth an H3 is pathetic. Though he wanteth to drive an H2, his purse is light and lo he be too cheap to forketh over the extra pieces of silver. Thus saith the Jason.

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It sucks. But I did discover something cool; if you listen to System of a Down you can feel it on your spinal column. Seriously if you are congested and you play Sugar you can feel it all up in your cord.

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So I am sitting here at the OBs office waiting for kellsta and these two females walk in. I say females because neither one are ladies. It turns out to be a mother and daughter. The mother has dyed hair cut boyishly so and the daughter is a bit of a country gal about 16 years old.

Well the girl has one of those fake babies from child development class. ( Read more... )

Ok this is ridiculous.

This is the first week kellsta has had off since quitting Curves and I have to cover 2nd shift because the 2nd shift guy is off. To top it all off my supervisor is out too and might not come back this week.

Why can't there be someone other than me to cover this crap? Have I climbed up the ladder so far that get screwed on vacation ( Read more... )

I can't wait until the year 2000 2020 so my boy will be 10 and can help dad do cool stuff that boys need to know and girls need a basic knowlege of.


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